Sex Education
Monty had his first Sex Education lesson at school today which he found reasonably trivial and mildly embarrassing.
Too much time on You Tube watching South Park and the Might Boosh probably means he is reasonably equipped.
He says he isn't looking forward to next year because they have to put a condom on a cucumber?
That's enough to put you off your greek salad.

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