The Croation Job

A New Zealand woman nearly died after her hand was accidentally severed during holiday sex on a yacht in Croatia.

The 28-year-old woman was having sex with a British man on a bathroom sink aboard the yacht when the sink broke, severing her hand when she fell, the Croatian Times reported. How many ways could you make a headline out of that?

Hand Job more complicated than first thought.

Attempt to faucet misguided.

Woman injured by Seaman.

Doctors "pull off" a miracle.

Croation vacation ends in decapitation.

Happy ending goes down the drain.

Woman has plumbing ruined in sex romp.

Vanity ruins any chance of climax.

Hopefully the poor woman is ok.

I hope she had a comprehensive travel insurance policy and a good plumber.

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