The Croation Job
A New Zealand woman nearly died after her hand was accidentally severed during holiday sex on a yacht in Croatia.
The 28-year-old woman was having sex with a British man on a bathroom sink aboard the yacht when the sink broke, severing her hand when she fell, the Croatian Times reported. How many ways could you make a headline out of that?
Hand Job more complicated than first thought.
Attempt to faucet misguided.
Woman injured by Seaman.
Doctors "pull off" a miracle.
Croation vacation ends in decapitation.
Happy ending goes down the drain.
Woman has plumbing ruined in sex romp.
Vanity ruins any chance of climax.
Hopefully the poor woman is ok.
I hope she had a comprehensive travel insurance policy and a good plumber.
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