Shot Put
The anabolic steroid that the shamed Belarus Athlete used is called Metonolone.
It comes from the adrenal glands of pregnant domestic cats.
Apparently in addition to making you capable of throwing a large steel ball a shitload further it also increases your libido.
That is a scary combination: horny, strong and pissed off.

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