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When I went to school we could take horticulture and cooking as two of our options. I remember one year we grew a cucumber and then made a salad using the cucumber.

This taught us two things: How to grow a cucumber and how to feed ourselves by whipping up a fresh salad and some tasty mayonnaise.

These days the cucumber is a penis substitute and the teacher is more likely to be faking an orgasm.

What’s wrong with our education system?

Are we raising a generation of sexually active teens with no horticultural or cooking skills?

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